BREAKING: Joe Biden Nervously Awaiting Obama’s Pick For Running-Mate

BREAKING: Joe Biden Nervously Awaiting Obama’s Pick For Running-Mate

Aug 11

Vice-President Joe Biden has been anxiously, and nervously waiting to find out who President Obama will choose as his running-mate in the 2012 Presidential Election.

Sources say that upon hearing the news that Mitt Romney has chosen Paul Ryan as his running-mate, Biden locked himself in his office, presumably hatching a plan to win over the President. 

“He really wants to ‘wow’ the President,” said one Washington insider.  “He’s been tucking in his shirt, using words with as many as three syllables, and no longer plays ‘Draw Something’ during meetings with foreign dignitaries.”

Biden has also been overheard laughing at pretty much everything the President says, has been helping his daughters with their homework, and has taken Bo (the family dog) outside to relieve himself the past, like, 6 times without even having to be asked to do it.

“Joe’s been very helpful around the house while Barack has been busy weighing his options,” said First Lady Michelle Obama.  “People have been calling him ‘Poop Guy’…you know…because he takes the dog outside to poop more often than necessary.”

She added, “it’s really helped me focus on reprimanding the girls for their slipping grades.  They were doing so well for so long.  I’m not sure what happened. “